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Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex? A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards. Read 22363 times | Rated 45.8 % | (166 votes) Vote list (Close) : Please rate this text:    0 comments

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Read 22967 times | Rated 46.5 % | (223 votes) Vote list (Close) : Please rate this text:    0

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Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A. He came home shit faced. Read 21996 times | Rated 45.5 % | (155 votes) Vote list (Close) : Please rate this text:    0 comments

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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple begin talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally. Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty m

A social worker gets a strange call that one of his clients is having sex with a sheep. He decides to check out the story for himself and goes over to the ladies home. He knocks on the door but no one answers and when he notices that the door is not locked, he lets himself inside. He looks around the house and doesn't notice anything until he gets to the back window. Sure enough, the l

Introduction: A man spends the night with an obese woman During my twenties and thirties, it was my goal to have sex with every physical type of woman on the planet. I'd prefer not to hear any stuff about this. I was proceeding from the belief that by sleeping with a representative of every kind of female body, and every category of appearance I would, in eff

Every weekend, Jack and Joe go there separate ways to see what happens then they meet back up to tell each other about their weekend. So, Jack went North and Joe went South and that night they met up at a little diner in the outskirts of their town. "So Jack, what was your day like?" said Joe in a very sophisticated manner. "Oh, my day was great! I came upon a large lake. I sta

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we had decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was just 22, had a very HOT slim figure, wore very short miniskirts or tight jeans, and generally went bra-less most of the time. She would regularly ben

A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?" "Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!" The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home." Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beamin

An elderly woman moves into a nursing home. Her daughter helps her unpack and get settled in. After a few days, the woman notices a male resident who sits out on the porch every day, all by himself. She decides to go over and talk to him. She asks if she can sit with him awhile. He looks at her for a second and says, "Yeah, you can, but only if you'll hold my dick." At first she's horr

Two guys and a girl are stranded on a deserted island. After a week the girl is so ashamed of what she is doing, she kills herself. After another week, the two guys are so ashamed of what they are doing, they bury her. After another week they are so ashamed of what they are doing, they dig her back up. Read 35551 times | Rated 46.6 % |

An American, an Englishman and a NewZealander were waling down the road one day, when they saw a sheep that had tried to jump a fence. The poor beast was hung up with it's rump in the air and the back legs splayed and tangled in the wire. The American looked up and said "oh Gods I wish that was Jaylo The Englishman looked up and said "Lords I wish that was twiggy And the New Zealande

Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug he

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