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Yo mama is like a shotgun, give her a cock and she'll blow. You mama is like a fine resturant, she takes her deliveries in the back. Two gay guys are havin sex. Some one rings the door bell and the fag says to his buddy dont cum till I get back. Fag comes back and there jizz all over the walls. He asks why his buddy cummed every where. He says he didnt, he farted. A couple decideds to have sex in there bunk bed. The guy notices his bro on the bottom bunk so they take the top. He tells her if you want it in say tomato out say lettus. If im about to cum i say pickle. She agrees tommato lettus tommato lettus pickle. The little brother yells guys stop makin sandwiches youre gettin mayonasie all over me Read 43362 times | Rated 59.4 % | (448 votes) Vote list (Close) : chattysf : NEGATIVE Ghostrider939 : NEGATIVE RandJr : POSITIVE Please rate this text: |