FUCKTXT

read this or u will die uuuum... eventualy



A lady named Cindy works at a tickle me elmo factory, one day her boss hears she is majorly behind schedule and the toys are piling up the side of the conveyer belt. He decides to personaly handle it. He gos to that part of the building and sure enough there Cindy is, inbetween mountians of tickle me elmos. He noticed she was glueing two cotton balls to the upper thigh of it. The boss walks over to her and says "I told u to give all of them two test tickles.

A child and his father are out in the garden one day and the kid asks his dad is that a mommy longleg under that daddy longleg? The dad says " no son, there are no mommy longlegs." The father feels proud at his sons intuitiveness, until his son smashes them and says"we'll have non of that gay shit around here".


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9 comments
«12»anonymous readerReport
2012-10-22 01:11:09
Shoot, who would have thgohut that it was that easy?

anonymous readerReport
2012-07-02 22:45:42
2nd one was best I read on this site today.

anonymous readerReport
2012-03-04 03:49:17
Haha both good second amazing

anonymous readerReport
2011-12-04 17:09:54
oh wow... first one was so corny.
laughing at both though..

anonymous readerReport
2011-09-18 17:54:40
It's like you're on a msision to save me time and money!

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