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Teen Commandments



1.Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)


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«123»Anonymous readerReport
2014-08-07 15:38:31
سیکس

Anonymous readerReport
2014-05-04 06:36:41
I agree i dont start fights i will just brutaly murder you when you dont expect it

anonymous readerReport
2012-08-09 04:41:42
I always waetnd to have a boy first. I am one of 5 girls in my family, and I easily get tired of girl drama. Now that I have a son, I'm starting to have dreams of having a girl next. I always tell my husband that he is lucky we don't have a daughter yet because I would spend way too much money on cute dresses. There needs to be more options for boy clothing.Overall I am on team green. I would love both a boy and a girl to complete our little family.

anonymous readerReport
2012-02-21 16:11:40
lol fyi i am a teen so very intruging
p.s. joke: baby:so if i cry i get boobies? interesting(very funny pic)

Anonymous readerReport
2010-08-02 03:09:13
that was funny 4 teens lol

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