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Teddy Bears and Love



A couple meet in a bar and really seem to hit it off. Several beers later, they wind up at the mans house. The first thing the woman sees in the guys bedroom is: Teddy bears. Bright pink teddy bears. She shrugs it off and the two of them make steamy love all night. The next morning, they wake up and the guy says:

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Don't worry, it's really good, just keep scrolling.
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Pick any prize from the bottom shelf.


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25 comments
«12345»Anonymous readerReport
2010-05-01 03:09:01
wtf, i dont get this at all
n i dont like carnivals

Anonymous readerReport
2010-04-22 15:06:31
he stole this from the girl verison

Anonymous readerReport
2010-04-06 18:01:59
lol, thats funy.
she wasn't good enough for a teddy from the top shelf.. the arrows are shelves.. rite?

Anonymous readerReport
2010-03-29 03:23:19
LOL!!!! took me like 3 mins to get this.... thimk : teddy bears it skips lines - bottom shelf--- she didnt win all she gets is what she payed for

satanReport
2009-08-05 20:25:40
maybe i should do it READER

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