Smart employee

A man use to work somewhere ones he got sick he called his employer to tell him he can't come on work today so he want a week long leave.

employee: "Boss i can't come to work today."

Boss : "why?"

employee : "boss i am sick"

Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife i keep fucking her ass until she start crying believe it or not anal makes me feel better, try it."

employee: "ok if you say so"

Later employee called back: "It worked. i am feeling better now. You have a nice house!" :D

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