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Outback Bar

Sex Joke , Non-Erotic


There was a wild and run down bar in the middle of the Australian outback. One quiet afternoon a kangaroo dressed in a fancy suit with spats and a monocle comes in and hops up to the bar.

"Good day mate,how can I help you?" the bartender asks.

In a fancy accent the kangaroo answers "Let me have a beer."

The bartender gives him a Fosters and says "That'll be $10."

The kangaroo hands him the tenner and drinks down the brew,then gets ready to leave.

The bartender says "We don't get many of your kind in here mate."

The kangaroo answers "With prices like these, I'm not suprised."


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8 comments
«12»anonymous readerReport
2012-05-30 17:54:23
I agree wholeheartedly! Lifelong paenrtrship or marriage does not make relationships easier. If the relationship is rocky in the dating stage, anymore time together will be War of the Roses. At some point the writer will realize her worth and get a dose of a man who is made for her so let that joker go. Also, don't continue in any relationship where toxic is used to describe its state. I'm sure freedom and happiness awaits you clear your heart of toxic so Mr. Right For You can show you what a healthy relationship looks like.

anonymous readerReport
2011-05-01 09:01:49
It's "G'day Mate" for future reference

anonymous readerReport
2011-04-27 12:52:33
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anonymous readerReport
2011-04-26 17:27:11
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anonymous readerReport
2011-04-18 18:40:20
Why post a non-erotic joke on a sex stories website? I didn't really understand the joke because I'm from the UK so a tenner sounds about right to me. I'm sure it would of been funny if I uderstood it.

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