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Billy's mom told Billy to take a shower. "Will you go with me he asked"
"Okay but just dont look up or look down" she replied.
Billy looked up "mommy what are those."
"These are my coconuts"
Bill looked down "mommy what are those."
"This is my jungle." she replied.
Bill got out of the shower and his dad came. "Billy go take a shower." he told him.
"Okay, but will you go with me."
"Sure but dont look down"
Billy looked down "daddy what is that"
"This is my snake" he replied
Later in that evening it was night time. Billy asked his father and mother if he could sleep with them.
"Okay but just dont look under the sheets."
Billy looked under the sheets. "Ewww." Billy replied. "Daddy's snake is going into mommys jungle and he's grabbing he coconuts."


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17 comments
«1234»anonymous readerReport
2012-11-29 19:18:57
Haha. I heard a different version but this one was funnier.

anonymous readerReport
2012-10-17 16:21:46
why didn't billies snake try to get into mommies jungle

anonymous readerReport
2012-07-01 06:59:22
The kids have taken over the asylum lol.

anonymous readerReport
2012-06-24 03:19:15
I'mm horny blackberry pin:26730ACF

anonymous readerReport
2012-06-22 08:43:42
Call +919615109521 India we can talk!

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