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Milk! Yummy!



A man went to a bar and picked up a beautiful blond woman. They went back to his apartment and had hours and hours of sex. Afterwords, the man went to the kitchen to get something to drink. He poured himself a glass of milk and then realized that his dick was still hard. Suddenly, he had an idea of how to cool himself off. He stuck his dick inside the glass of milk.

The blond walked in and said, "Oh! I was wondering how you refilled those things!"


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2005-12-06 08:53:30
I have to say....it looks like the man is the one who's stupid...if his dick is still hard, why not stick it somewhere in the blonde instead in a glass of stupid milk?!?!

READERReport
2005-12-05 00:23:29
blondes aren't THAT stupid! geez. you bitch

READERReport
2005-05-08 09:55:36
that was funny. blondes are so stupid

READERReport
2004-10-16 01:58:06
i won't comment

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