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* Hairy palms, not cluster bombs * War's not kind, beat yourself blind * Cream your khakis, not Iraqis. * Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy * Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat * War is shit, rub your clit * Side with France, reach down your pants * Peace is the issue. Use a tissue. * War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy * War's for squares, play downstairs * Stop war now, milk your cow * When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight. * Down with war, stroke some more * War is cruel - flog your mule * Get peace fever, rub your beaver! * War is heinous, thumb your anus * You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms * War is Mean, Flick Your Bean * War is wrong, whack your schlong. * I'm going blind for Mankind * War is silly, whack your willy * Think globally, whack locally * (Don't smitten, kill a kitten.) Read 24141 times | Rated 52.5 % | (160 votes) Vote list (Close) : Please rate this text: |