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Little boy learns sex



A little boy asks his father if he can get in the shower with him and he says yes.
So they get in and the father says don't look down and he does. The boy said whats that and
the father said it is his snake. The next night he asks his mom if he can get in and she
said yes. So they get in and the mom says don't look down and he does and asks what it is.
She said that is my bush. The next night they all get in bed and they said don't look down and when
he does he screamed "Oh my.... Daddy's snake is caught in mommy's bush!


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2012-05-15 07:34:15
I'm a girl name koko 10 fuck me

anonymous readerReport
2012-05-12 13:43:06
I heard one, but the end was "MOMMY turned on your headlights (boobs) there's a snake in your bush"

anonymous readerReport
2012-05-09 23:43:52
i like number 3 s comment LOL

anonymous readerReport
2012-05-08 17:03:58
Lol that's funny
Did u make it up

anonymous readerReport
2012-04-29 23:48:32
I heard this one before but it still cracks me uP

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