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LITTLE GIRL EXPLAINING WHERE BABIES COME FROM One afternoon, a little girl returns home from school and announces to her mother that her friend has told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replies: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explains, "Well... okay... the mommy and daddy take off all their clothes, and the daddy's thingy sort of stands up, and then mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies!" Her mom shakes her head, leans over to meet her eye-to-eye, and says, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies...... That's how you get jewelry." Read 42132 times | Rated 51.2 % | (431 votes) Vote list (Close) : Please rate this text: |