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A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and says "I want a tattoo of a turkey on the inside of my right leg, and on the inside of my left leg I want a tattoo of a Christmas tree" The guy doing the tattoo goes "Why do you want tattoos of those things?" The lady replies with: "Well because my husband always complains that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." Read 39496 times | Rated 50.3 % | (294 votes) Vote list (Close) : Please rate this text: |