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ONE DAY LITTLE CHRIS WAS SITTING ON THE PORCH STEPS, WHILE HIS MAMA WAS ROCKING IN THE CHAIR BEHIND HIM. IN CHRIS RIGHT HAND HE HAD M&M'S, IN HIS LEFT HAND HE WAS HOLDING HIS CAT.......... TWO MINUTES LATER CHRIS POPPED A M&M INTO HIS MOUTH, BITE THE CAT AND MOVED DOWN A STEP, MEAN WHILE HIS MAMA WAS LOOKING AT HIM, WONDERING WHAT HE WAS DOING. TWO MINUTES LATER HE DID IT AGAIN, POPPED THE M&M INTO HIS MOUTH, BIT THE CAT AND MOVED DOWN ANOTHER STEP bOY-WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU? HIS MOM ASKED.... "MOM, I WANT TO BE LIKE DAD WHEN I GROW UP------ I WANT TO POP THOSE PILLS, EAT SOME PUSSY AND MOVE ON!!!!!! Read 27636 times | Rated 55.4 % | (448 votes) Vote list (Close) : Please rate this text: |