How I dislocated my index finger

I was at bestival (a music festival in England), Bollywood tent Some filthy DnB was playing and I was raving outta my drug fuelled mind.

There was a girl in front of me grinding on me and my hands were all over her, so I slipped my hands underneath her shorts/jeans whatever she was wearing and inserted my middle finger inside her vagina.

Now I was skanking with one hand in the air and another in her pants with now two fingers inside her, as you do. we were both jumping to the sound, after a few minutes she whispers in my ear to stick a finger up her arse. Me being the nasty motherfucker I am I inserted my index finger up her arse, which was surprisingly tight. Only a tip of my finger was up her arse as considering my other two finger was still inside her pussy. As we we were still jumping around almost 3/4 of my finger was up her arse and fuck it was tight. After a while she turns around with three of my fingers still inside her 2 holes, both my fingers from her pussy slip out but my index finger, which was in weird position in the first place. As she turned around causing my finger to bend like 90 degrees. I quickly pulled my finger out and saw it's slightly bent left.

Then I dipped my 3 fingers in her drink and shoved it in her mouth, she loved it. (Kinky bitch) I didn't cared much of it and just kept on going which wasn't a problem considering I was off my face on mixture of drugs and alcohol. I did swap my hands tho, used my left hand instead of the right one.

Moral of the story - use your thumb instead of index finger.

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