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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50. Hand Job: - $10.00. After checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" Read 57177 times | Rated 67.6 % | (1122 votes) Vote list (Close) : Wimmers : POSITIVE snowkiller09 : POSITIVE danreddriver : POSITIVE shotgun1009 : POSITIVE Derek the Morris : POSITIVE randomjayjay : POSITIVE Please rate this text: |