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A teacher is teaching her class of eight year olds English. She asks her young pupils to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. The class goes quiet for a moment until little Tommy raises his hand. The teacher hesitates for a moment as Tommy has a reputation for being rude and disruptive. As the rest of the class remains silent, the teacher finally gives in. Tommy stands up and says, “ My aunty’s cardigan has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only ‘fasten eight’.” ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Read 22656 times | Rated 64.7 % | (150 votes) Vote list (Close) : NWUKlad : POSITIVE Jenryu : POSITIVE Please rate this text: |