FUCKTXT

CAR, REINDEER, AND PENIS TALKING



A car, a penis, and a reindeer were talking about who has the worst job. The car said, "Well, I have the worst job because people run into me and honk at me." The reindeer said, "I have hunters trying to shoot me every year, and I have to avoid getting run over." The penis said, "Well, I have THE WORST job because this guy puts a plastic bag over my head and makes me do push ups until I spit up!


Read 66940 times |
Rated 43.7 % |
(1883 votes)

Vote list (Close) :


Please rate this text:








0 comments