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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?" Him: "I was out getting a tattoo." Her: "A tattoo?" "What kind of tattoo did you get? " Him: "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis." Her: "What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?" Him: "Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow . . . Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money . . . Third, I like how money feels in my hand . . . And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!" Read 718145 times | Rated 35 % | (102782 votes) Vote list (Close) : ihave7inch : POSITIVE cannonman : POSITIVE Satan's Boy Pussy : POSITIVE punkiedoo : POSITIVE LeahR : POSITIVE The_R_Man : POSITIVE section9 : POSITIVE Cynthia Purrple : POSITIVE craiger : POSITIVE Simplekid91 : POSITIVE Please rate this text: |