The Amazing life of Toothpick part 3 |
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Introduction: While Falling I saw my whole life past right before eyes. Not like the ones you see on TV. What I saw was more horrific. Every girl who ever called my dick small flash through my eyes, the first was my mom. “It’s so small honey. Do you think it will ever grow?” when I was 3. After her it was my cousin Stacey. “Hey look at the bright side little cousin no one will ever know or notice when you have a hard on at school,” when I was 11. The last but not least was Ash. “John don’t worry okay if no one wants to marry you because you have a small dick I will.” I miss those times we use to play house a lot; with me as the mom and her as the dad. (Don’t laugh I been told I make a mean mud pie) And for no apparent reason I saw the old man from the six flags commercial. I feel like I’m forgetting something, what was I doing before the flashbacks? Oh yeah I was falling. “Help me I’m falling!” (Boom) |