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Introduction: You don't need imagination, just read my manual 23 Ways To Eat Your Lover This guide will be difficult, using verbal descriptions only. But the men out there, and a few women, need to know this stuff. How did I learn? I had some very inventive girlfriends, and I had a healthy obsession for prostitutes. I call it healthy, because I was never

Introduction: i had sex with win and came aall over tits So this was the other day. I wanted to have sex. By want to have sex, of course, i mean want to have sex really bad. I really want to have sex. so i walked down the street. i saw a ggirl. i askerd her what the fucking hell is your fucking name bitch. fucking because i want to fuck you. hahahaha. do you

Introduction: its the Law... Ages of consent in North America The ages of consent for sexual activity vary by jurisdiction across North America. Overview ... The age of consent is the age at or above which a person is considered to have the legal capacity to consent to sexual activity. Both partners must be of legal age to give consent, although exceptions m

Introduction: Read this first. Its not required to enjoy my stories but recomended. Bit of an exposition dump so i can just focus on the good stuff. Disclaimer and rulesThe following is 100 percent fictional. All characters are fictional and their stories begin a few weeks before their 18th birthday (for plot reasons), all sex stuff happens after they turn 18. The things

Why would anyone want to have anal sex? For many people, anal sex is the ultimate taboo. Buttfucking makes it sound crude and dirty, sodomy sounds technical. In the 1990's, anal sex has been given the bad rap because of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, is most easily transmitted by anal intercourse. But some people love anal sex. Others hate it. Others haven't tried it yet a

Ass Hair Lemonade If you want to make excellent lemonade, you have to start by making “Sugar Syrup” (also known as “Simple Syrup” “Bar Syrup” “Simple Sugar Syrup” or “Rock Candy Syrup”). The same is true when you are making Ass Hair Lemonade. While most recipes for Sugar Syrup call for two parts sugar – one part water, I prefer a Sugar Syrup for lemonade or ass hair lemonade made wi

Hello, I recently had a long discussion on Omegle. I am the atheist and i just wanted to share this with you all... Hope you enjoy the read... Did you know that Jesus died for you? You: no You: god doesnt exist Stranger: :O You: im an atheist Stranger: :O You: i hate religion Stranger: :O Stranger: why? You: are you religious then? You: its bullshit You: it has taught us nothing You: i

Introduction: Just wanted to give you readers an update Hello dear readers. What a trek we have been on with A Family Betrayal. I know some are wanting it to end where others want it to continue...I have some good news and some bad news.....Hawk's computer has died so for the time being A Family Betrayal and It's A Good Day to Die are finished. Until Hawk can

Introduction: I am a woman who knows what she likes, and has had all too many experiences with men who didn't seem to have the vaguest idea what they were doing between her legs. Eating a woman's pussy is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it

Introduction: been here almost a year as an author and a much longer time as reader. just my two cents of advice here's what the suggestions are. -1. English. please. 0. make a respectable plot. "daddy" helps. try being original. "daddy helps". make it short. came, saw, now for conquering. 1. make a nice name. short crisp yet hard on-able. "daddy" is helpful

Introduction: A brief and basic outline of strategies Interest in incest has never been higher. While the subject has been a recurring theme in stories since the very beginning of human history, a noticeable shift is taking place in modern times and mainstream entertainment is exploring incest with greater frequency and in a less judgmental and negative ligh

Introduction: I can't believe what just happened! The most surreal experience just happened. Now, I’m not the type that usually shares these sorts of things, but this was too weird not to! I was sitting there, watching TV with my wife and daughters, when someone knocked on the door. I just assumed it was my oldest daughter’s friend, come to play with her. I t

Introduction: Sucking A Man's Cock Is One Of Ure Pleasure Sucking a man's cock is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many women and t-girls don't appreciate just how much fun it can be. The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it doesn't end up being much fun. Because if you mess up, you don't get your reward

Introduction: It’s possible to enjoy your kinks in a way which not only makes you a gentleman, but makes you more desirable to women. Everyone has their own kinks, fetishes, fantasies, and desires. The degree in which you push these is the main thing which separates the freaks from the vanilla. The first step in all of this is to accept the kinks you have and

Introduction: How to surprise your lover with an oral delight! my stories are all gender neutral, so the advice is universal. as long as at least one person has a penis, they can experience a blowjob. Blowjobs I highly suggest reading through the Anal section, the first book in my instructional series titled the Art of Anal. Preparing for oral with potential deepthroa

Introduction: Just a little info from Mishikail Hello everyone, Mishikail here. So just a few things I would like to bring to your attention. The first item would be that yes, I am Mishikail; the co-author of the Eternal Series that captius wrote. This is my private account on this site and I thought I would just let people know that. Even though this accoun

Depending on who you ask, a chili dog could be a guy taking a dump on a chick’s chest and tittie fucking her, a guy taking a dump in between his partner’s ass cheeks, then rubbing his shwang in between the aforementioned ass cheeks until he squirts a load of baby batter at the top of the crack, having anal sex with somebody who has diarrhea, or a hot dog with chili on it. I will be re

Introduction: Forcing the neighbor to let me fuck It was my second year in college and i lived in some apartments near campus. I didn't stay on campus because all of the bullshit with rules and such. My neighbor, on the other side of the apartments, was a very sexy girl. She was a freshman at my school and i was obsessed with her since the first time i saw he

Introduction: Some explication of lifestyle of BDSM for Submission people and masters. From the moment a submissive must call his partner not by his first name but Sir, master or any other equivalent wording she enters the world of rules. The rules are the material support of the discipline to which the submissive bends, it is by her obedience to these rules

Introduction: I've been coming to the site for years now, and while my spelling and grammar aren't perfect, frequently when it comes to proper use of commas, colons, and semicolons, but I do know quite a bit about storytelling and the English language. Just some mistakes I have come across a lot in my time here that really destroy stories for me. Punctuation

Introduction: Know what happens when Virgo and other zodiac sign come together for love or any kind of relationship, Aries and Virgo ARIES-VIRGO COMPATIBILITY OVERVIEWAs far as love compatibility is concerned, some people see this as one of the more challenging Star Sign combinations, with one sign – Aries – ruled by the element of Fire and the other – Virgo – ruled by

Della  It's been a long hard day at work and I'm heading home, feeling the start of a headache coming my way. All that I can think about is getting home, pouring myself some wine, and getting everything ready for when Della gets home.. As I pull into our drive way I suddenly remember the surprise I have for Della tonight and with a huge grin spread across my face I unlock the front doo

Introduction: La punition est un mot assez fort. La punition est un mot assez fort.Il évoque la crainte que nous ressentions lorsque nous étions enfants et nos parents nous ont surpris à faire quelque chose de mal ou nous nous sommes relâchés au travail et le patron nous a déchiré un nouveau.C'est aussi un outil clé dans les relations BDSM.L'astuce est de tro

Expulsion. Although it might not seem so, expulsion is one of the most satisfying (and problematic) parts of giving and receiving enemas. Many times, after just a single enema (particularly if your girlfriend could not take much fluid), the majority of the water remains in the colon--until you go out to dinner, or company comes over, or you're making love. On the other hand, there's

There are 5 basic forms of liquid enema: 1. The evacuation enema (to empty the bowel) 2. The medication enema (to deliver medication) 3. The purgative enema (to cleanse the body generally) 4. The reabsorption enema (to deliver nourishment) 5. The drug enema (to deliver analgesics or narcotics) In adition there are thre other forms of enemas 1. The air enema 2. The steam

Introduction: Natural Ways Hello my brothers and beautiful vixens. I'm here to spread my advice on natural erection and keeping up.As you know ED hits the top of feeling less then a man list.You want to perform you want to please,Don't be labeled a minute man. So here are some tactics to fight this terrible enemy. Sadly I don't have all the answers for men wh

Introduction: Face slapping reasons and styles can vary greatly, but the act is ultimately a gesture of power that delivers a healthy dose of humiliation. It can be done either in or out of a scene, as part of sex, as part of discipline, punishment or other. This article is more about the how than the why. NOTE 1: The purpose of this article is to discuss the

GlossaryMoirai- Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos aka The Fates. Three sisters born of Zeus and Themus, the goddess of divine order and law. Ichor- An ethereal fluid flowing in the veins of the gods.Aspictis- taken from 'aspicio' meaning to observeLacedaemon- Greek city-state that fell to Roman invasion in 146 B.C. (aka. Sparta)Fides, Mors, Dolor, Poena, Invictus- Honor, Death, Pain, Punishment, Invi

One warm afternoon Mom was sitting in her chaise lounge by the lake. Nancy and I were lying on the warm sand, which we liked to do after working on the farm all day. Mom was very comfortable reading a book and sipping her vodka and tonic – her third of the evening. Mom was very lonely since dad died. Her very active social and sex life had diminished. She would mention that after dad d

Introduction: I will Write two articles about the World of BDSM First about For the Doms: The Importance of Consent in BDSM and then How to Be a Dom: The Honest Approach For the Doms: The Importance of Consent in BDSMThe basic concept of consent is simple, and most men think they understand it, but as a Dom chances are you may not be taking it far enough.Some

Introduction: Ideas to break the ice and enjoy group sex I am blessed to have experienced private and swingers parties as a participant as well as a host. Both are great ways to have fun and sex. But fun and sex do not always go together. Below is a list of fun games to not only break the ice but also to resurrect the mood and create lasting memories. Needles

Introduction: Permanent Move Well, it's finally started happening. They've decided to start ripping down the chapters of my story and are refusing to let me publish them here until I change the ages of the characters. This has thrown a big wrench in the works, since I wanted everyone to be able to continue to read my story, even if I wasn't posting any new ch

Introduction: Some questions beofre yo meet the girl of your dreams Getting to know you Hi Here are a few questions so I can get to know you better Please answer them as honestly as you can and omit any which don’t make sense or are irrelevant Thank you It will make our time together that much more interesting and prevent us wasting time and getting the wron

Introduction: After having fantisized about, and flashed her pussy at Ryan, the older man next door, since she was 13, now 17 year old Ginger decide to take matters into her own hands. As Ginger Collins prepared to knock on thirty year old Ryan Rynolds door, she went over every thing one last time. After four years of wishing, fantasizing, and hoping this day

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For both partners: HOW DO I HAVE "GOOD" SEX? What follows is not a set of rules. Rules about sex are impossible-- what should matter is that what you do makes you feel good. And "feeling good" should last past the sex itself-- you should not feel anxious afterwards about getting her pregnant or catching some horrible disease, so planning ahead about contraception and safe sex is p

Introduction: you might like it I am planning on writing a fan series on bashfulscribes being more social and will be posting it on aff.i want to keep it simple for now, so that is all I hope that the fact that this only two paragraghs long does not upset you or lower your expectations of where this series is going ! ..........................................

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Introduction: Too often we work our asses off, all day, and for what? After we fight, tooth and nail, through all the drivers, who should all ride rapid transit and get off the road, we finally make it home. We really don't need to know that anything is broken, or that one of the kids was bad and needs to be talked too. Oh no. We need attention, devotion, a l

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to l

Introduction: Treat her like a queen now, so that she will treat you like a king forever Notes before you start: She must first know how to make herself orgasm. An orgasm will most likely not happen during your first sexual encounter (but if it doesn't happen soon... Well let's just say it's a good thing you are here). The event must be worked up throughout t

Introduction: You want to stop sneaking around with porn and just come out of the closet? At my blog on EroticChristian.com, I defend the idea that Christian men have, do, and should use porn whenever they want. However, to do this, their wives are going to have to get on board. In this article I describe how i got my wife on board, and how she now watches

Introduction: The sexual relationship with a Virgo lover may not be a bed of roses (in fact more thorns). The effort has to be made to unearth and stir the deep buried passions and then you become the vortex of their life. Virgo prefers to keep things simple in bed, but that doesn't mean they don't love to please and be pleased — just like the patient yet passionate Virg

Hey there xnxx.com readers. Just for privacy reasons I won't reveal my name, but I'm 19 and I go to community college in California. I'm black mixed with some native american and some mexican also, and I'm a bit on the skinny side. I want to try to workout more but I recently landed a job so I'm much more busy. The area I live in is quiet and boring, but it's also safe so I never worr

Hey there xnxx.com readers. Just for privacy reasons I won't reveal my name, but I'm 19 and I go to community college in California. I'm black mixed with some native american and some mexican also, and I'm a bit on the skinny side. I want to try to workout more but I recently landed a job so I'm much more busy. The area I live in is quiet and boring, but it's also safe so I never worr

Dear readers of fantasy erotica, I am currently trying out a new style that I have yet to see a lot of on this website. I am going to be taking requests for stories, and writing them into series' based on there main and sub-categories. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Introduction: Just a quick update First and foremost, I regret to inform you all that I will not be continuing "The Girl Next Door". I'm very thankful for the feedback and support on the series thus far, but my schedule no longer allows me time for writing so I most likely won't be posting anymore on this sight. Also, after part one of the story, if you could

Introduction: This is an update to the "Isabelle" story I have no plans to stop writing "Isabelle", however I've recently had a change in my own life that will make it difficult to write these as fast as I have been. I also have been getting a little bored of writing Isabelle, but I will continue it for you guys and gals. I will, however, be posting another s

Introduction: Story should be read in order, starting with Foreward Epilogue ____________________________ I spent the long flight back to Costa Rica sitting alone and in silence, as did most of my fellow passengers who also appeared equally exhausted following the week of extravagant debauchery. For the return trip I was granted a window seat, and I repea