Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Ten: House-Elf Spanking Inferno Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) a

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Eleven: Shhh be Vewy Vewy Quiet Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) a

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twelve: Typical First Date Jitters Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual

Ok so this is set in 12 Grimmauld Place in order of the phoenix. I'm going to take the basic setting around and then twist events to suit the story. Ron stood in the middle of Harry's with his mouth open a scarlet prefects badge in his hand. "prefect" harry said incredulously" George and Fred started cracking up with laughter as Ron passed the badge to Harry as if for confirmation that

Ok so this is set in 12 Grimmauld Place in order of the phoenix. I'm going to take the basic setting around and then twist events to suit the story. Ron stood in the middle of Harry's with his mouth open a scarlet prefects badge in his hand. "prefect" harry said incredulously" George and Fred started cracking up with laughter as Ron passed the badge to Harry as if for confirmation that

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirteen: Hooters Galore! Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Fourteen: Places a bra... err... abroad. Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Fifteen: Happy B-Day to the Erection Killer! Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Sixteen: "... on a very special episode of..." Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Ou

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Seventeen: It's Not Easy Being Green Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Char

Chapter Eighteen: Pass the Salt and the Awkwardness, Please. Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know).

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Nineteen: It's So Very Hard Being Sorry. Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of C

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter One Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money either. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know). A

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty: Train Rides and Mad Monkeys Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Chara

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-One: School work and oral exams Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Ch

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Two: Pretzel Lovin' Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if y

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Three: What's a Tree? Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Four: Grime and Punishment Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Charact

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Five: Dim-witted Theories and Troubles Abound Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (th

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Six: Did Someone Mention Plural? Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of C

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Seven: 2, 3, 4, give me more. Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Char

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Eight: Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC a

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Nine: Showtime at Hogwarts! Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Charac

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Two Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money either. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e.: smut), bad spelling and grammar. Also, the smut is going to be a bit more graphic than last time. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexu

Introduction: Max and Caroline seduce Han + Oleg 2 Broke Girls fanfiction Chapter 1 The girl’s day starts off just like any other, go to work at the diner. The girls are greeted by the gentleman remarks from Earl, followed by the perverted but feel good remarks from Oleg. Han comes out to the diner from his office Han: Howdy everyone. Max: Oh look Caroline

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirty: Threats, Boobies, and Fake Names Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirty One: Tootsies and Booksies Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that’s Out Of Charact

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirty Two: Book Signings and Doe Signs Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that stands for

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirty Three: Spelunking in Dark, Dirty Places. Standard Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters are property of J K Rowling, Warner Brothers, Bloomsbury Books, Arthur A. Levine Books, Raincoast Books, Scholastic publishing, et al. and are used without permission. This work was written purely for noncommercial entertainment; no money

Disclaimer: These stories are not by me so I am not to blame for any spelling mistakes or bad grammer. Chapter Thirty Four: It’s time for Harry to face his destiny! With an ache in both his lower back and ‘Harry, Jr.’, Harry blinked his eyes. Stiff and sore, he slowly sat up. “It’s about time you woke up,” Hermione greeted him. “What time is it?” “Nearly supper.” “Damn. I must’ve been

Chapter Thirty Four: And the Walls Come Crumbling Down Standard Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters are property of J K Rowling, Warner Brothers, Bloomsbury Books, Arthur A. Levine Books, Raincoast Books, Scholastic publishing (et al.) and are used without permission. This work was written purely for noncommercial entertainment; no money is being made. WARNING: Harsh Language,

Epilogue: or “Nineteen years Lat—err... I mean /Fifteen/...” Standard Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters are property of J K Rowling, Warner Brothers, Bloomsbury Books, Arthur A. Levine Books, Raincoast Books, Scholastic publishing (et al.) and are used without permission. This work was written purely for noncommercial entertainment; no money is being made. WARNING: Harsh Lang

Disclaimer: These stories are not mine all characters belong to JK Rowling. Nineteen Years Later... Wait... what? Nineteen? Why nineteen? Don’t these things happen in even amounts of years like “two,” “ten,” or “twenty”? Or even increments of five years? Why would I go against convention and use an odd number like nineteen? “Oh, look at me; I’m such a rebel. I place my epilogue ninetee

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Three Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Also, the smut is going to be a bit more graphic than last time, so if you don't like reading about sex, don't read this fic. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with o

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Four Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know). Also, th

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Five Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out

Introduction: DeanxJo Dean pays Jo a visit at the Roadhouse...and they find themselves tied up. Smutty OS involving light bondage. Dean Winchester was a womanizing asshat. For years, he perfected the art of getting into and out of women's beds quickly. He doesn't do sleepovers or breakfast. Hell, most women were lucky if he bothered waiting for them to fall

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Six Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out O

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Seven Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Eight Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Nine: Meow! Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that

Introduction: So this is I think my first story on XNxX but this story is also posted under the same name on Archive of our own because I put it there and here aka I’m the Original author.I’d appreciate it if you didn’t steal my hard work.This all consensual so if you’re looking for rape head else where...Otherwise I hope you enjoy this and if you do bookmark, like and review.With

Introduction: So this is from a story I'm writing. There's no sex in the story but i kept thinking about this so i wanted to write it so it wouldn't distract me from my the real story. the real story will becoming soon if any of you would like to read it look it up at http://www.tumblr.com/blog/disturbed-girl-stories. please be aware there are other stories on there but the Pokemo

Introduction: A beautiful woman grabs my leg and cries out "Master!" I was in a hurry to get home. I was out of food and needed to stock up on beer and snacks before the game started. Just as I was grabbing a case of beer from the cooler I heard a woman scream "Oh my God!" I turned around to see what was happening, only to see this beautiful woman kne

Introduction: A shy college student gets a job he can't believe along with a surprise he would never have dreamt of How he got the nickname was actually a funny thing, no matter what the problem was, mechanical or electrical, it was almost like he could just tinker a few moments with it and its fixed. He got named The Miracle Man, his friends of course called

Introduction: Steve meets the scream queen It was early the next morning and Steve was leaning against the railing looking out over the ocean, he was still trying to get to grips with the new life he had been bundled into. Four days ago he was just a normal college student, soaking up sun during the summer vacation; he saved a young girl named Lily, whose fat

Introduction: It has been a few months of heavy torment for pregnant Pinkie and her udders. She kept spending most of the time on that truck, fucked in the ass and being fed strictly with nutritious sperm and water. The vixen was often cuffed behind that truck, constantly in a state of bliss from the pain and pleasure. Her belly started to expand 3 weeks ago and was now hanging dow

Introduction: This may be long before any sex so if that's not your thing then sorry look elsewhere Chapter 1: The Beginning Note: This is not a series made by PolishCock and all rights to the guy, oh that's right I'm PolishCock :D Seba ran. His gleaming eyes full of malice, malice for himself. How could he have run away like that? What would his master say? Would he wh

Introduction: Rob's English teacher tells him to come to her house for some special tutoring. Part 3 of After Sex Ed class. The Tuesday after Wanda had fucked me and then turned me away, Mrs. Wilson, my English teacher excused the class at the end of the period but said," Mr. Randolph would you remain after class please." I didn't think I had done anything

Introduction: I hope you like it. This is the first story I ever wrote, I put it up on another site as different name. But I though you'd like to check it out it. Give thoughts and leave some love. If you're a wrestling fan you'll understand this story a lot more. AJ walked into the divas locker room just after her Battleground match with Paige. As she walke